Err... oh boy. I don't...
October 26, 2014
Err... oh boy. I don't know what's gone on with this pen, but it's kind of...
crap. Like, imagine the last free promotional Bic pen you were forced to use.
It's like that, but worse.
Okay, serious proper review. The color is blue-black, but a very distressed,
teal-ish shade. The tip feels smooth rolling over paper! But the force required
to produce a continuous line will quickly give you RSI. The ink likes to come
out in small chunks, lurking on the page, sneering at you, daring you to attempt
another pained stroke of the pen. When a consistent line does occasionally
emerge and sees fit to place itself onto a page, it resembles a parted Red Sea,
with two parallel trenches of color, and a pale blue no-man's-land in the middle
where the ink decided to not go. Really then, this is a pen for enemies, to be
placed in vast quantities into the office of an adversary, while you wait for
them to emerge a frustrated, spluttering madman covered in teal ink and reams of
unintelligible clumpy written nonsense.
I don't even know why it's being carried by JetPens. This is one of the worst
pens I've ever used in my life.